A Very Lewd Short

Context: https://pleroma.envs.net/notice/ARowcxA4JkVGOnD6iO

A Matrix user has chosen to slide into my DMs. They asked me “how does it feel to choke on that leftist cock”. ... In the interests of educating this highly intelligent Matrix user: can someone please explain to me how it feels to choke on leftist cock, in exquisite and verbose detail? Please. I want to help them find answers.

It was the most delicious cock he'd ever tasted. Sweet, like an exotic honey gathered from some rare species of flower that only grew on the east-facing slopes of a far-off mountain and bloomed at the break of dawn, petals drenched in sunlight, oozing pollen that clung hungrily to the bees in its eagerness to be supped.

It was big, too; girthy, the kind of heft that filled his mouth entirely, stretched his lips to a tight seal around its shaft. The kind of cock that had presence, that wasn't fucking about – it was in him, now, its tantalizing liquid sherbert pre-jizz making his tonsils tingle, and it would be staying in him until it shot its load and was done with him.

Eagerly he sucked and licked and took the delectable dick deeper, as far as it would go, further, deep throating the spicy schlong until he struggled to breathe – and yet, harder, faster, hammering into him, eagerly urging the divine veiny dick to spill forth its golden seed and fill his stomach with it.

And then the cock exploded in him, and it wasn't gold but rainbow cum that filled his cheeks and drizzled down his chin painting his skin in the colours of a luscious lewd kaleidoscope. Exquisite jizzm of the gods, lewd ambrosia, saccharine confection that didn't just taste like a delicious candied pudding but of solidarity, of anarchy, of hot, hot equality, of saucy sticky feminism that fountained from this fecund phallus. He gobbled it up thirstily as though the cum would give him life even as it choked him, but at the last moment, as his vision pooled black and unconsciousness was imminent, she pulled her still-twitching cock from his gratified lips and he could breathe again, born anew in blessed leftist glory.


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